Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

Acting
Born 1972-11-03St. Petersburg, Florida, USA

Biography

Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.

Movies (19)

The Machine
5.7

The Machine

2023Movie5.7
The Roast of Tom Brady
6.8

The Roast of Tom Brady

2024Movie6.8
Untold: The Liver King
5.9

Untold: The Liver King

2025Movie5.9
The Roast of Bert Kreischer
5.4

The Roast of Bert Kreischer

2023Movie5.4
Homecoming

Homecoming

Movie
This Is Stand-Up
5.0

This Is Stand-Up

2020Movie5.0
Best of Stand-Up 2020
6.0

Best of Stand-Up 2020

2020Movie6.0
Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary
6.5

Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary

2016Movie6.5
The Improv: 60 and Still Standing
6.0

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing

2023Movie6.0
AEW: Dynamite Awards

AEW: Dynamite Awards

2021Movie
Bert Kreischer: The Machine
7.7

Bert Kreischer: The Machine

2016Movie7.7
Bert Kreischer: Lucky
6.4

Bert Kreischer: Lucky

2025Movie6.4
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
6.9

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

2023Movie6.9
Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black
6.5

Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black

2009Movie6.5
Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb
6.5

Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb

2009Movie6.5
2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve

2020Movie
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
6.5

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy

2020Movie6.5
Jay Mohr: My Turn

Jay Mohr: My Turn

2003Movie
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
7.2

Bert Kreischer: Secret Time

2018Movie7.2

TV Shows (31)

Late Night with Seth Meyers
5.1

Late Night with Seth Meyers

2014Series5.1
Raw
6.8

Raw

1993Series6.8
Good Mythical Morning
6.9

Good Mythical Morning

2012Series6.9
Conan
7.2

Conan

2010Series7.2
The Jennifer Hudson Show
5.6

The Jennifer Hudson Show

2022Series5.6
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
5.3

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

2003Series5.3
The Shield
8.2

The Shield

2002Series8.2
The Loud House
7.8

The Loud House

2016Series7.8
Last Meals
5.5

Last Meals

2021Series5.5
Hot Ones
7.1

Hot Ones

2015Series7.1
After Midnight
5.5

After Midnight

2024Series5.5
Lights Out with David Spade
5.6

Lights Out with David Spade

2019Series5.6
It's Florida, Man.
5.4

It's Florida, Man.

2024Series5.4
Dinner Time Live with David Chang
6.8

Dinner Time Live with David Chang

2024Series6.8
Snacked
10.0

Snacked

2021Series10.0
Free Bert
7.4

Free Bert

2026Series7.4
Dr Phil LIVE!
10.0

Dr Phil LIVE!

2023Series10.0
The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
6.5

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer

2020Series6.5
Go-Big Show
5.0

Go-Big Show

2021Series5.0
Kill Tony
8.0

Kill Tony

Series8.0
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
8.0

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

2002Series8.0
Straight Up Steve Austin
7.8

Straight Up Steve Austin

2019Series7.8
The Comedy Store
7.6

The Comedy Store

2020Series7.6
Something's Burning

Something's Burning

2018Series
Bert the Conqueror

Bert the Conqueror

2010Series
Reality Bites Back
10.0

Reality Bites Back

2008Series10.0
The X Show
5.0

The X Show

1999Series5.0
Cinderella Story
3.0

Cinderella Story

2008Series3.0
New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash

New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash

2023Series
Trip Flip
8.0

Trip Flip

2012Series8.0
Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

2016Series