Let's Do Drugs & Talk to Aliens

Will Evan be able to make the sacrifice?

In a motel room on the Oregon Coast - mad scientist Lucy Green and a listless nitwit, Evan McCardle communicate with aliens using a powerful drug, a super-techno helmet, and a series of analog televisions. Evan soon learns, in order to save the Earth and humanity, he must stick his ding dong into an alien.

Cast

R

Ryan Webb

Evan

D

Debbie Gerber

Lucy Greene

A

A. Salt Adamson

Salo/Interviewer

A

Amanda Berlind

Em

M

Marjorie Marcellus

Alien Lover 1

L

Logan Cannon

Alien Lover 2

S

Star Lawson

Alien Lover 3

T

Tim Coyle

Cloyd

Tracey Hugo

Miro

A

Amara James

Octavia

K

Kaleigh Macchio

Ignatz

Estevan Muñoz

Lobel

L

Lester Neal

Bathing Man